Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Frontyard Reviews: www.backyardreviews.blogspot.com

Backyard Reviews is the epitome of bad movie rating. Who ever runs the site must be in 5th grade, hardly educated, and only watch half-decent movies as a living. But on the bright side, the movie posters are interesting. This is the most interesting part of his site. I'm telling you, don't read anything else. The site is a great concept but the quality is minimal. The only people that visit this site regularly are people that enjoy wasting time and have nothing better to do. They probably have watched everything on Netflix, and I mean EVERYTHING, and finished every damn game on their XBOX. Allow me to elaborate further. The background picture is horrible. The colors on the image is terrible and besides the colors, who the hell would use that kind of picture? Also, the layout sucks. What kind of layout is that??? A good way to think about this site is to not think of it at all. Just don't. It WILL make you dumber. It utilizes poor grammar and spelling in addition to mediocre sentences of low value. Intellectually and personally. Do NOT go to this site!!

Positives
+ Movie posters on display
+ Ability to lower my intelligence

Negatives
-Creator of the blog obviously is dumb
-Background image is atrocious
-The site layout sucks
-Movie choice and variety is awful

0 out of 5 Trash Cans

**Someone put this website down like a dog. Also the creator. Put him down too.